5A period, honey .
4 or 5D
Hit!
Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.
the great thing about the Scholomance books, the unbelievable, amazing thing about the Scholomance books as in “I am amazed by it”, is that the theme is literally just being good. and never once do the books make it seem easy, never once do they downplay the struggle, never once do they fall into the trap of saccharine “positivity”. these are books about being good when it would be so much easier to be bad, when people are expecting you to take the easy way out and be bad, when other people if they were in your shoes would definitely be bad themselves. because in real life it is hard to do the right thing, even and especially in everyday life! selfishness is the slipperiest of slippery slopes, and we all start life teetering on the edge. figuring out how to spend our energy on others and not steal theirs for our own comfort and security is hard and it doesn’t always come naturally, so to speak. but we can choose to learn to do it anyway.
"She is an investment" my brother in christ, you literally want to bottle up her laughter and get drunk on it.
Colonel Potter when he sees the mail arrive and there’s a massive package addressed to Klinger and he knows it’s only about 11 minutes until he comes barging into his office in a new fabulous outfit demanding a section 8:
Colonel Henry Blake when he sees the mail arrive and there’s a massive package addressed to Klinger and he knows it’s only about 11 minutes until he comes barging into his office in a new fabulous outfit demanding a section 8:
